I am vulgar, spontaneous, and dark

I just took “The 3 Variable Funny Test” on OkCupid (which is basically a glorified personality test) and it’s stunningly accurate. Pay special attention to the sentence highlighted in red. It’s like they can see deep into my soul or something.

Your result for The 3 Variable Funny Test

the Shock Jock
(71% dark, 50% spontaneous, 47% vulgar)

Your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she’s dead.

Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It’s highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it’s your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

More on the other possible test results here.

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