Be like the bluebird

Guess who has a job now?? Who would’ve thought that a person with hygenic problems like me would ever be able to find a job that doesn’t require wearing a hairnet? It’s a crazy world, I tell ya.

The best part about my new job is that I only work part-time, which gives me plenty of extra hours to engage in my most cherished “unemployed” activities, including – but not limited to – eating candy for breakfast, catching up on thousands of Google Reader posts, sitting around with no pants on, and not washing my face (so far this morning, I’m four-for-four!).

I should probably go do something productive today, like buy groceries or get a badly-needed oil change for my car… Yeah, I think I’ll go do that right after I take a nap.