Be like the bluebird

Being that I’m forever in pursuit of new ways to make myself seem more pathetic and lonely, I went to go see The Proposal by myself today. The movie had its moments, but its real saving grace was Ryan Reynolds’ face/body. Wow. It’s like he was chiseled out of marble. If he’s ever in a movie with kittens, I might explode.

Aside from catching a brief glimpse of Ryan Reynolds’ naked profile, the best part of the movie was seeing the preview for The Surrogates, a new sci-fi thriller featuring Bruce Willis. It looks like they CGed the fuck out of his face for this movie, which makes me want to live free or die hard.

The Surrogates has its own crappy online marketing ploy (worse even than the one for Terminator Salvation and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen). I won’t subject you to the horrifying end product I got after going through the motions of “creating my own surrogate,” but suffice it to say it was wasn’t pretty.