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Taylor Swift thinks she’s Natalie Portman
June 17, 2009, 4:46 pm
Filed under: LOLZ, Music | Tags: , ,

Today I was playing catch-up on Perez Hilton when I came across this vid of Taylor Swift rapping with everyone’s favorite vocoded-voice, T-Pain. It’s a pretty funny video, and if we were to keep score, I think Taylor Swift is catching up to the world at large.

Let’s look at the breakdown:

  • Teardrops on My Guitar. This is a terrible song. Taylor Swift: 0, World At Large: 1
  • Love Story. Also a terrible song, but I couldn’t get it out of my head for like two weeks after I first heard it. Touché. Taylor Swift: 1, World At Large: 1
  • Taylor Swift dissed Joe Jonas in a video diary for breaking up with her over the phone. What a bitch. I love it. Taylor Swift: 2, World At Large: 1
  • Joe Jonas dissed Taylor Swift for that crappy song about teardrops on a guitar. In a song. On his new album. Burn. Taylor Swift: 2, World At Large: 2
  • Taylor Swift has squinty eyes and a weird face. Taylor Swift: 2, World At Large: 3

Now I’d say that she’s all caught up, but you can decide for yourself.


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I fucking love it.

Comment by Amy

I hate Taylor Swift.

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