Today is Cinco de Mayo*, which means “5 of Mayo” in Mexican. Celebrate today by picking some fruit, landscaping, or sitting outside of Home Depot waiting to be offered a construction job. Or, by indulging in this week’s featured snack: tequila.
Tequila is a great snack to help you celebrate Cinco de Mayo, or even Seis, Siete, Ocho, or Nueve de Mayo. Blend yourself a margarita, mix yourself a tequila sunrise, or, for you calorie-conscious, just shoot the damn thing. Please drink responsibly though. Oh, and take my phone away from me. Kthx.
Alicia’s Snack of the Week: Tequila
Penetrate a piñata for Cinco de Mayo! Or, eat 5 jars of mayonnaise.
*You know it’s Cinco de Mayo because of the high volume of bros down at the liquor store; if there’s such a thing as a popped-collar overload, I think I’ve experienced it.
