There is a guitar in my living room and no one in my apartment can play it. My roommate snatched it when the dorm kids moved out and left behind all the junk they didn’t want to take home for the summer. One man’s garbage is another man’s treasure! Or in this case, the world’s garbage is my roommate’s useless crap to keep forever.
Anyway, it occurred to me that I have a lot of time on my hands this summer, and shoot, why should the guitar go to waste? I used to play violin in junior high after all. I can be musical.
Musicality aside, turns out that my itty fingers had a bit more of a problem reaching the strings than I had anticipated.
SMALL FINGERS = FAIL
So I switched to the ukelele but I’m still having problems stretching my fingers across the neck. I think I’m going to get finger-stretching surgery. I can only see this ending well.
